I’m just gonna go ahead and admit that there’s a particular Carly Simon song that (in sharp contrast to most of her music) doesn’.t make me change the channel or drive screaming into a bridge abutment. It.s called, ”All I Want is You,” and the best lyric in the song goes, ”I don.t want a man who tiptoes up the stairs.” I can.t think of a better one-sentence encapsulation of ds.

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